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It still could be. Wipe the Sturgeon off the stove (don’t want any awkward questions from Officer Bob) and then take it to the local recycling plant. :)

The only way to sort out the Brexit debacle is to hold another referendum based on what we have learnt over the past three years. If we vote leave, we will just have to get on with it and face the consequences. If we vote remain, we can scrap the whole thing. The halfway middle ground has gone...

Tell one thing that is wrong about a gas cooker falling on, and ending up inside Nicola Sturgeon’s dwarf carcass. The woman is a crazy gnome. On the one hand she is arguing with passion that a union of nations is essential (EU membership). She then argues with equal passion to break up the U.K...

Too much Tom & Jerry, the proper Fred Quimby productions, not the watered down versions they made for Fingers :)

Maybe I was a bit hasty in wishing for an old gas cooker to fall onto Sturgeon. Would on anvil have been more appropriate?

If I think about, and wish for it hard enough, is there any possibility that a discarded gas cooker will fall out of the sky and land in Nicola Sturgeon’s stupid dwarf carcass?

Sajid “power trousers” Javid announces his intention to run for Prime Minister. That should be worth about another 4% to the Brexit Party. When will these toss-pots get the message?

Face it my friend, it’s over. People are starting to see through the BS and false promises. Remain is gaining momentum and will win the next referendum when it inevitably happens.

Oh dear, Tony Robinson has lost his deposit. Never mind. :-)

You might be right about the turnout being lower, but I think it would be the Leave voters who would abandon the polls. I was going to say the next few months of politics will be fascinating, but when you think about it, it won’t. The idle, useless, **ckers in parliament will be on annual...

Overall: Anti Brexit parties 40.4% of the vote Pro-Brexit parties 34.9% of the vote. Let’s have another EU referendum. Remain will win by a bigger margin than Leave won by last time. It’s there in black & white.

Too right. They could have fired it straight up Emma Thompson’s chuff.

I agree. When you see the line-up, it looks like the year book from a retard school. That's why it is essential to limit their damaging influence by allowing the EU to supervise them. We can all be part of that process, the EU isn't another country, it's all of us. Can you imagine Sajid Javid...

It is clear to me that he will disband the Brexit Party. The end. This is what he does, it's his M.O. He pops up, goes on the rampage with popular soundbites, has no clue whatsoever how to implement what he campaigns for and has no plan or vision. He then disappears again and lays in wait for...

We can and always have had the power to control non-EU migration. Non-EU migration is not linked to our membership of the EU. Politicians encourage you to think it is an EU related problem because it gets them off the hook and they can pass the blame. The fact is, our governments have been, and...

I can. She came in, all guns blazing, Brexit means Brexit, No Deal is Better than a Bad Deal and other such garbage. She over promised from the outset and set a non conciliatory tone with the people she needed help from. She weakened herself further by calling a General Election and making it...

You are wasting your time. He’s only championing Farage to wind you up. OJ knows very well that Farage is full of ****. The dumbest commentator on the planet can see that. Have you noticed that never once OJ or the others have said Farage is going to do ABC and achieve XYZ. That’s because...

And in complete contrast we have the above.

A well reasoned summary and I can’t see many obstacles to that situation playing out.

I think you are correct and that is the only thing that the next PM can offer which is different to the current clusterfu**. It will probably be more of a trip, stumble through the exit door and fall on our backsides in the gutter type of departure rather than a planned and well managed event.