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  1. Paul smith

    you tube just shat on every small channel

    Good for you mr ping....this world makes me puke...bring on a 10 mile asteroid...I have a guidance location system that will automatically target my bonce...lbs won,t update it though..twats.
  2. Paul smith

    Hello from Wales

    Hello pete from wales know nowt about batteries an kits an such...d8veh probs be your man there..hopefully he reply.
  3. Paul smith

    Badass Bosch ordered

    All this smartphone app **** does my head in...I would never buy a bike where you need a £200 odd quid phone to update your bike...talk about milking it...shove they smartphone an they shitty little app where the sun dun shine..just another rip off
  4. Paul smith

    Real Life Range

    I see you say "by wife"...is your missus for sale then trev?..I won,t go above £500...stick a pic up though an we can haggle..
  5. Paul smith

    Real Life Range

    ..don,t really do 93.8 miles..lucky to get 15 going full pelt..lots of hills..would love to get a 500w batt to go with my 400..but at £850...such a blatant rip off..id rather buy a new bike with 500w....
  6. Paul smith

    Real Life Range

    I don,t like ..old fart ..that's derogatory....did I say tory then??...anyway...old git is more respectable in my eyes...so old git you be...old git you are...I hope I,m as sprightly as you sound when I'm nearly 70..ish...unlikely though..
  7. Paul smith

    Real Life Range

    You nearly 70 gubbins?....sheesh...thought I was talking to some punk kid..not all kids are punks mind you..an not all punks are kids...anyway...70??..old git..jeez..
  8. Paul smith

    Real Life Range

    Managed to get 93.8 miles outta my 400w batt totally illegal mind you ... I was kipping for the first 68 miles though..ppfffftt...loada fuff about nothing..batt are a rip off...retailers..manufacturers.take the ****..oooh he can afford an e-bike..lets stitch him for as much as we...
  9. Paul smith

    Squealing/Squeaking Noise

    This isn,t an answer..just that I had the same problem with my lapierre a couple of months ago..exactly as you describe above..the squeaking was so loud I didn,t wanna ride it...it seemed to have started after I over enthusiasticly washed the bike...anyways I didn,t ride for around ten days or...
  10. Paul smith

    cheap gaming kbd £19.99

    Recently purchased a ps4..a vr headset an skyrim vr...not a gamer by any stretch..i do like skyrim though...gonna get re7 vr...bring on the heart attacks.
  11. Paul smith

    Lesson learned

    Better than a 4 inch scar upon your person I suppose...war wounds.
  12. Paul smith

    A random thread for things too unimportant for their own thread...

    My lbs started selling ebikes..only got giant ones in at the moment an they look class...he,s moving to a bigger premises in January about a 5 minute peddle away from my house..well happy with that.. gonna be stocking..moustache...mondraker..giant..whyte and a few others..i love the look of the...
  13. Paul smith

    Black Ice...

    ...ended up on my arse this morning, bruised shin..broken bell..take it easy on tarmac in the mornings folks.
  14. Paul smith

    independent e bike technician

    Might have something to do with vanity..if I could afford it I,d rather have a 10 grand rolex rather than a 10 bob casio weither it tells the correct time or not is besides the point....I,d look cool in front of my friends...oh yes paul..pass the cavier please...your a down in the dirt mans man...
  15. Paul smith

    independent e bike technician

    You sir are a gentleman....an yes it was a rant.:)
  16. Paul smith

    independent e bike technician

    Since when does giving my honest thoughts become a rant?...if I was to purchase one of your excuisite bikes ..an they really are mouth wateringly good would you be quick enough to diss me then??... dinners on you.
  17. Paul smith

    independent e bike technician

    I think ebike retailers take ebikers for mugs...they must think we,re millionairs.. you pay 4- 5 grand for a bike so you must have an extra £850 floating about for a new batt...oh an if your motor conks out on your brand new 5 grand machine you have to send it back to us so we can ship it off to...