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David Lammy@DavidLammy · 3h The Home Office has admitted that callers to its emergency Afghan aid hotline were redirected to a washing machine repair company. So I'm not the only one who used to get some very odd phone calls in my days on the road :D Here is one example A lady rang to ask...

Damned with faint praise as usual Obviously I need to try harder At being trying! :cool:

Crete hotelier puzzled by Raab’s claim sea was ‘closed’ during Kabul crisis ‘We did not have any significant weather phenomenon in the area’ said a Greek meteorologist Next bogus excuse please?

Are you by any chance a Cockney?

I have no choice in the matter with my wife suffering advanced mixed dementia Never mind long Covid. long death is much worse

Let us hope for the best for her!

Let us hope that the Cockroaches that inherit the Earth remember us kindly for this selfless act

They're more likely to suggest using prisoners in jail for dangerous driving in the hope of quicker deliveries... ;)

Well I never ! is he really called Richard?

Not to mention the point that there will be less survivors to pass on the virus., and in the meantime good news for the planet when a variant that is completely unstoppable evolves, and wipes the few of us remaining off the face of the Earth Effective end product of anti vaxxers with their...

Well if you had paid , wouldn't that entitle you to put Zlatan, Private Eye on your CV? :D

And train all who survive as HGV drivers? Great Plan! :D

Who are the members of this grateful groupthinking bunch? Who was the one warning what would most likely happen?

The Universal Soldier

There must be some way they can blame the EU, surely?

No doubt it depends whether their religious beliefs aren't averse to being bribed.

Glad to hear the operation has worked out well, did they stop you being able to drive? That would have been pretty unpleasant.

Here you are, this is a great answer to the problem