Your very own parking bay...

[Scimitar]

Portable, too.
Video: The best way to ensure you get a parking space for the sales - Telegraph

 

[Clockwise]

The bike rack to the side looked ok to me.

 

[peerjay56]

Portable, too.
Video: The best way to ensure you get a parking space for the sales - Telegraph

Hah! In this country the space would be parked in before she had time to roll it up. Imagine the argument then

 

[flecc]

The shine is a giveaway, it would only work on wet streets.

Come to think about it, ideal for Britain then.