Good God it's mayhem out there, I never realised the world was such a dangerous place!
Concerned of West Wales.
Seriously this kind of hyperbolic, emotive ranting is why I no longer read newspapers or even listen to the BritishBroadcorpingCasteration. I'll just hunker down in my Welsh bunker and watch the seasonal changes from my hilltop window.
Of course statistics can't lie, just depends which bit you choose to spotlight out of context.
All I can say is AAAAARRRRGH!
Perhaps I need to get out on my 24Kg bullit bike and nuke some 'phone zombies or shall I just take out the 2 ton 4x4 instead?