Where did your pension go?
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I gave mine to a charming man from the bank. The same one who sold me an endowment mortgage, a PPI and all sorts of other `plans'. The same man who is today enjoying a multi-million pound income because his bank, although technically bankrupt, has been supported with billions of pounds of goverment bail-outs, quantative easing etc. This man - through political cronies - has been calling for reductions in benefits, state pensions, and the NHS, the sell off of state industries and the reduction of top rate income tax, although as he legally lives in Luxembourg or the Cayman Iles he doesn't pay any at all.
Because of my foresight in giving my money to this man, I and millions more,will be working well into their seventies, whilst university graduates serve coffee and the less well educated are destined for a lifetime of scraping by on zero hours contracts.
This man will receive a knighthood and a peerage, will serveon the committees advising governments of all persuasions and when he dies will be honoured with obituaries in the serious press and a memorial service in a city church. I am proud that I gave my money to such an upstanding man.
Because of my foresight in giving my money to this man, I and millions more,will be working well into their seventies, whilst university graduates serve coffee and the less well educated are destined for a lifetime of scraping by on zero hours contracts.
This man will receive a knighthood and a peerage, will serveon the committees advising governments of all persuasions and when he dies will be honoured with obituaries in the serious press and a memorial service in a city church. I am proud that I gave my money to such an upstanding man.