What to wear?

[JuicyBike]

I'm not one for specialist cycle clothing, especially lycra!

I generally just wear old clothes, particularly when cleaning or working on my bike.

But today I bought myself a puncture repair outfit... It's tiny and leaves very little to the imagination!

 

[Davanti]

I'm not one for specialist cycle clothing, especially lycra!

I generally just wear old clothes, particularly when cleaning or working on my bike.

But today I bought myself a puncture repair outfit... It's tiny and leaves very little to the imagination!

Am I missing something here, Mr Buxton?

 

[JuicyBike]

What do you wear, repairing punctures?

 

[yselmike]

just remember the tiny tube is glue and not lubricant.

 

[jazper53]

What do you wear, repairing punctures?

I think I would have to wear glasses if i was repairing a puncture

 

[Davanti]

What do you wear, repairing punctures?

My glasses!

 

[Davanti]

Matron ... ! Please put me to bed ... this bl**dy lot are completely bl**dy mad!

 

[timidtom]

I abandoned the rubber gloves after the second attempt. Nurse took my biscuits away. They let me keep my glasses though ...

 

[JuicyBike]

Thanks for getting my joke Tom...

 

[Davanti]

Thanks for getting my joke Tom...

It was a joke !!! Of course ... I knew that all along ...

 

[funkylyn]

Matron ... ! Please put me to bed ... this bl**dy lot are completely bl**dy mad!

OMG...what is this forum doing to you men.......
How many more of you are going to run screaming for 'matron' or 'nurse'.......just no stamina some of you....ya just cant do without us women to soothe your fevered brows.....and occasionally explain the jokes to some of you !! ROFLOL

Lynda

 

[Davanti]

OMG...what is this forum doing to you men.......
How many more of you are going to run screaming for 'matron' or 'nurse'.......just no stamina some of you....ya just cant do without us women to soothe your fevered brows.....and occasionally explain the jokes to some of you !! ROFLOL

Lynda

Actually Lynda, I have a male nurse; and Matron is called Norman!

 

[funkylyn]

Actually Lynda, I have a male nurse; and Matron is called Norman!

Yeh, right, Don....if you say so.......but you dont fool me

Lynda

 

[Davanti]

Yeh, right, Don....if you say so.......but you dont fool me

Lynda

Matron is only called Norman during the week ... its Norma at the weekends!

Best Wishes

Donna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uES0obEpf44&feature=fvwrel

 

[funkylyn]

Matron is only called Norman during the week ... its Norma at the weekends!

Best Wishes

Donna

That must be very convenient for you Donna.....oops, sorry, its thursday....Don

Lynda

 

[funkylyn]

10 CC - Donna (1972) - YouTube

Now THAT is more like it....10cc are WAY better than the b****y Tremeloes, but I prefer the classic ' ' 'Im not in love '.....oh my god...the memories, the memories.....phew.......Matron ....nurse....help !!!!!!!

S*** ...has the forum finally got me too ??????

Lynda

 

[Davanti]

Now THAT is more like it....10cc are WAY better than the b****y Tremeloes, but I prefer the classic ' ' 'Im not in love '.....oh my god...the memories, the memories.....phew.......Matron ....nurse....help !!!!!!!

S*** ...has the forum finally got me too ??????

Lynda

Welcome To My World - Jim Reeves - YouTube

 

[funkylyn]

Welcome To My World - Jim Reeves - YouTube

NO...NO....NO....I am clinging onto sanity by my finger tips.....there is no way on this earth Jim Reeves is gonna get an ageing 'rock chick' like me

Lynda

 

[Davanti]

NO...NO....NO....I am clinging onto sanity by my finger tips.....there is no way on this earth Jim Reeves is gonna get an ageing 'rock chick' like me

Lynda

Too late!!!

James Darren - "Goodbye Cruel World" - YouTube

 

[funkylyn]

Too late!!!

James Darren - "Goodbye Cruel World" - YouTube

OMG.....it gets worse......but its never too late, cos when my back is up against the wall I ALWAYS come out fighting screaming and kicking.....that is one HORRENDOUS song and I am managing to fight against it very well ......looks like I am safe for now !

Lynda