Vengeance on Cold Callers

flecc

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Oct 25, 2006
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Today's "You and Yours" program on BBC Radio 4 contained an item of a neat way to deal with telephone cold callers.

The man concerned managed to get an 0871 number allocated and directed to his usual home phone number, and from then on only gave the 0871 number to commerce of any kind to get that into commercial listings.

He gets 10p per minute on those incoming cold calls and to date has earned over £300. Of course the cold callers are learning and the number of those calls have drastically declined, causing him to laughingly comment he now wants more cold calls!

Of course few of us would go to such trouble, but we can take pleasure from his successful way of getting his own back on these pests.
 

johnc461165

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Yesterday a friend of mine got the, "we have identified a problem with your computer call" as Ken is not the most subtle of people he then complimented the gentleman on his very good English the caller thanked Ken for his compliment, Ken then ended the call with, "good so you will understand perfectly when I tell you to *** **F"

True story.
 
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flecc

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Oct 25, 2006
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Yesterday a friend of mine got the, "we have identified a problem with your computer call"
I think my way of dealing with those is best. I just say with a puzzled voice, "I don't have a computer".

The call immediately ends.
 

jazper53

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I have a policy of ignoring all 08.......... numbers and undisclosed numbers, I have yet to receive voicemail from theses numbers as they are designed to cut off before voicemail is activated
 

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