Louis Suarez = 250w ebike with only 6 of 8 gears working.
Wayne Rooney = 350w ebike with a dongle but badly advised as to where such power may be used effectively.
Roy Hodgson = busy writing short resignation speech for next week.
Steven Gerrard = the most overrated footballer in recent history.....if you really want to know why England are where they are, look no further!
Costa Rica = whipping boy for English frustrations!.....huge defeat approaching......Roy is soldering the shunt right now which, in conjunction with the dongle should produce unprecedented performance.
.........Stop Press: Unconfirmed reports from Brazil suggest Rooney, Hodgson, Gerrard all fail drug tests........more to follow.
Tom
Wayne Rooney = 350w ebike with a dongle but badly advised as to where such power may be used effectively.
Roy Hodgson = busy writing short resignation speech for next week.
Steven Gerrard = the most overrated footballer in recent history.....if you really want to know why England are where they are, look no further!
Costa Rica = whipping boy for English frustrations!.....huge defeat approaching......Roy is soldering the shunt right now which, in conjunction with the dongle should produce unprecedented performance.
.........Stop Press: Unconfirmed reports from Brazil suggest Rooney, Hodgson, Gerrard all fail drug tests........more to follow.
Tom