Billy Connely had an interesting theory about the difference between how women`s minds work, compared to men`s. Women are good at some things and men are good at others. They complement each other.
Men are very good at keeping secrets, but women are not, they have to tell all their friends. Women are very good at holding in trapped wind, and avoid letting it go in public. Men on the other hand abide by the old rule, "Church or Chapel, let it rattle."
So if you tell a secret to a woman, and you want her to keep it, whisper it up her .....