Now I'm sure some of you know this fact but I never knew anything about reindeer antlers till earlier this morning when I received this:
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer however, retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, just HAS to be a girl.
We should've known…...
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-arsed man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!
Indalo
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer however, retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, just HAS to be a girl.
We should've known…...
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-arsed man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!
Indalo
