The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men

flecc

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To restrain bankers bonuses, the government insisted they should be in shares of the bank which cannot be sold within two years. But their good intentions have come unstuck spectacularly in the last two days, though nobody seems to have noticed yet.

The RBS boss has been awarded £900,000 bonus, paid in shares. When he took the post the shares were low at 47p each, but they are now even lower at 27p due to the current euro problem.

His bonus is being paid in the depressed 27p shares, but in two years time when he will first be able to sell them, it's highly likely that they will be back at 47p or much more. So his bonus will be worth at least £1,500,000 then. Waiting a little longer could result in very much more, given the true value of this bank.

Not what was intended.
 

timidtom

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Flecc, how can you imagine they could be so devious? He must be a very nice man to deserve so much money, after all, his annual basic pay is more than somebody on the average wage would have to work 46 years to match. Can't we just be happy for him? :-(
Tom
 

flecc

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Yes of course. If he sits on the shares for up to 10 years to allow the economic situation to get back to normal, the RBS shares may get back to their former levels. Five years ago they were £22 each, so at that level his £0.9 million will become £73.3 millions, and we'll be able to be even happier for him. :rolleyes:
 

indalo

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Isn't an annual salary of c£1,000,000 not enough to ensure someone does a good job? Still, with three tory parties occupying most seats in the commons, immorality rules!

That's an appropriate quotation from the Scottish Bard Flecc....and only two days after Burns night.

Indalo

ps Why is Burns celebrated as a night? I can't think of any other folk hero, saint, poet or patron saint celebrated in anything other than a day.
 

flecc

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ps Why is Burns celebrated as a night? I can't think of any other folk hero, saint, poet or patron saint celebrated in anything other than a day.
A haggis takes all day to prepare and cook?
 

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