My wife and I were working in the garden last weekend till she got tired and went to take a shower.
A few minutes later, I needed the rake which she'd been using but I couldn't find it.
The upstairs bathroom window was open so I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear me properly and shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.
Then my wife wasn't sure and said, "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
My wife gave a thumbs-up and signalled back........
..... points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then
she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way I could even begin to follow that.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replied................
"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!
Must be 30 years since I heard that one!
Indalo
A few minutes later, I needed the rake which she'd been using but I couldn't find it.
The upstairs bathroom window was open so I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear me properly and shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.
Then my wife wasn't sure and said, "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
My wife gave a thumbs-up and signalled back........
..... points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then
she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way I could even begin to follow that.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replied................
"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!
Must be 30 years since I heard that one!
Indalo