She asked me to decorate the bedroom!

[Ettica]

Can't understand why she doesn't like it.

Colour doesn't go with the headboard?

 

[Artstu]

I'm sure she'd blend in better if you took her dress off

 

[Ettica]

ha ha ha Artstu.

Those of an age who remembers Billy Connellys famous joke on Parkinson.

"aye it's somewhere to park my bike"