Say Cheese...

[Scimitar]

... you aren't all po-faced gits, are you?
Some in the Gloucestershire Constabulary are.
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[mountainsport]

... you aren't all po-faced gits, are you?
Some in the Gloucestershire Constabulary are.
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Well, if she was thinking smart, she should change the round cheese to dairylee triangles then no one will get hurt, simple as that.

Mountainsport

 

[neptune]

I propose that under the new Cheese Products directive , cheese races can only be held on slopes that do not exceed a gradient of 1:50. Participants must wear a safety helmet, gloves, and an inflatable body suit.All the above protective gear can only be sold under a license from the MHRA, and must undergo four years of clinical trials. The cheese must have a density that does not exceed 4 mg per ml. Also it is to be fully understood that there are to be NO ADDED FLAVOURS.

 

[jazper53]

I propose that under the new Cheese Products directive , cheese races can only be held on slopes that do not exceed a gradient of 1:50. Participants must wear a safety helmet, gloves, and an inflatable body suit.All the above protective gear can only be sold under a license from the MHRA, and must undergo four years of clinical trials. The cheese must have a density that does not exceed 4 mg per ml. Also it is to be fully understood that there are to be NO ADDED FLAVOURS.

I think the stronger cheeses should be handicaped by having the flavours restricted to 15.5 grammes per kg

 

[Scimitar]

And bounciness. Bounciness is a problem that must be addressed - the cheaper supermarket Cheddars, having a large component of yellow rubber in their mix, have an unfair advantage compared to the traditional cheeses.
There must be a Committee set up to look into the advisability of a Steering Group to issue a Report on the availbility and regulation of Advice to Commissioners on this subject. Eventually we may see a bright, clear future, where bouncy cheeses present no hazard to anyone in this fair EUland of ours.

 

[jazper53]

And bounciness. Bounciness is a problem that must be addressed - the cheaper supermarket Cheddars, having a large component of yellow rubber in their mix, have an unfair advantage compared to the traditional cheeses.
There must be a Committee set up to look into the advisability of a Steering Group to issue a Report on the availbility and regulation of Advice to Commissioners on this subject. Eventually we may see a bright, clear future, where bouncy cheeses present no hazard to anyone in this fair EUland of ours.

We dont want any of those sickly soft cheese from the Froggies, or those rubberised roundballs of cheese from those Neverlanders, Kraut cheese allowed but with a health warning and a anti-bouncing tax.