Is skunk weed legal in the UK too now? Ah student days, sitting in dark smoke filled rooms listening to Pink Floyd on the quadrophonic set-up imagining a better world full of passenger less electric vehicles going about their business...
So there you are arriving at the station calling your bike on the smart phone app so that it comes to meet you. Unfortunately it gets pulled over by the men in blue for speeding and they notice the sticker peeling away from motor - "Ah ha! 500W you are nicked riderless bicycle!"