Like your rugby?

indalo

Banned
Sep 13, 2009
1,380
1
Herts & Spain
An old, old joke:


Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
when it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played
rugby on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when
you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's rugby there.."
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed, "Mike, you've been my best friend
for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you."
Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by
a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike --
Mike."
"Who is it?" asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me, Joe."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven," replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad
news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says, "is that there IS rugby in heaven. Better yet,
all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better even than
that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it
never rains or snows. And, best of all, we can play rugby all we want, and
we never get tired."
"That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams!
....So what's the bad news?"
"You're in the team for this Saturday."


Indalo
 

GaRRy

Esteemed Pedelecer
May 18, 2012
1,019
3
Tamworth
New Zealand -v- Australia 23rd October 2011
A New Zealand fan was watching the Rugby World Cup final. In the packed Eden Park stadium, there was only one empty seat - right next to him.

'Who does that seat belong to?' asked Shaun from the row behind.
'I got the ticket for my wife,' replied Patrick.

'But why isn't she here on this special occasion?'
'I'm afraid she died in an accident.'

'So you're keeping the seat vacant as a mark of respect,' said Shaun.
'No,' said Patrick, 'I offered it to all of my friends.'

'So why didn't they take it,' asked a puzzled Shaun.
'They've all gone to her funeral.'
 

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