Is this guy for real?

[Fordulike]

He's at it again, but this time wrapping up Sealed Lead Acid batteries in blue duct tape.
I'm guessing 4 x 12v 7Ah in series, with a combined weight of around 9kg. Mmmmm, not exactly light then!
Absolutely useless for an electric bike, unless you like voltage that's saggier than Nora Batty's tits

Electric bike ultra pants battery

I think someone needs to persuade him to browse this forum. Then he might come back to planet earth

 

[Fordulike]

Ha ha, didn't sell and relisted at a reduced starting price of 25 quid.

Electric bike ultra pants battery

It's described as an emergency battery, so if any forum members fancy lugging around a 9kg emergency battery in their back pack, then you might get a bargain.... or a broken spine

 

[Alan Quay]

Nah, that's a Liffyon (as seen on eBay recently) battery, look at the colour of the plastic tape it's wrapped in. Must be.

S L A: Special Liffyon Architecture.

 

[mike killay]

What on earth does he mean by Ultra Pants?
Is it that the battery is so useless and so heavy that you will pant like crazy pedalling with this weight on board?

 

[jonathan75]

What on earth does he mean by Ultra Pants?
Is it that the battery is so useless and so heavy that you will pant like crazy pedalling with this weight on board?

It's more that you attach it to your y-fronts via electrodes and it enables you to pedal twice as quickly. I mean come on, everyone knows that.

 

[Fordulike]

Nearly pissed my pants with laughter when I read the last three posts

 

[D8ve]

Give em likes then Fordulike

 

[jonathan75]

Nearly pissed my pants with laughter when I read the last three posts

I see what you did there ;-) I'm seeing a theme develop on this thread