I'm proud to be the fine owner of the new 2013 suspension seat post.

[mountainsport]

Hello to you all,

It just doesn't get any better than this.

No more pain equals to more gain

Mountainsport. Are you interested in owning a seat like this to fit on to your bike?:

 

[103Alex1]

Thought the Hoover had got out of control for a minute there ...

 

[mountainsport]

Thought the Hoover had got out of control for a minute there ...

Now i'm trying to be the serious one here and your the one being silly

Mountainsport.

 

[geostorm]

danger virus operating

 

[Old_Dave]

Two questions arise...

Does the saddle have little perforations ?

Is the paint splashed double outlet socket revelant ?

 

[mountainsport]

Two questions arise...

Does the saddle have little perforations ?

Is the paint splashed double outlet socket revelant ?

Answer to your first question: Yes little perforations are there but not visible to the dressed eye.

Answer to your second question: No it was a splash of toothpaste whilst brushing my teeth and bobbing up and down on the seat.

Old_Dave's next question: What's an electrical double socket doing in the bathroom?
My answer to that question: I'm proud to be the fine inventor of the 2013...........................


Mountainsport.

 

[Deleted member 4366]

What happens if you switch on the vacuum while your sitting on it?

 

[Kudoscycles]

Combined with a vented saddle you have invented a low compression controlled exhaust system,otherwise known as a ..........fart !!!!!!

 

[Old_Dave]

Which can be contained within a storage vessel for all sorts of fun at a later time


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[colonel]

Gas turbine for topping up the batteries!!

 

[mountainsport]

What happens if you switch on the vacuum while your sitting on it?

Obviously, Colonic irrigation done electrically

Mountainsport..

 

[Old_Dave]

I've heard about some peeps using coffee for colonic irrigation... But never currents


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[mountainsport]

I've heard about some peeps using coffee for colonic irrigation... But never currents


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Currents are also used on some peeps for a good bowel movement

 

[smudger1956]

Is this a real suspension saddle, or are we being duped with a conventional saddle and a length of hoover hose.....

 

[103Alex1]

Currents are also used on some peeps for a good bowel movement

Thought of imminent Xmas puddings has brought on a bout of vulgarity .... blatent toilet humour follows :

Epic Hippo Fart - YouTube