I'd love to electrify this...

[Scimitar]

Newton Tandem Trike | eBay

 

[jackhandy]

I can hear it now...

"You're not pedalling"

"I don't need to, that's what the motor's for".

One of my favourite pastimes while beetling along the Camel Trail is, when passing a couple on a hired tandem, is to toss in the comment "Her on the back's not pedalling, you know" & shove off quick

 

[Blew it]

Trying to get that through staggered railings might raise a larf or two