Went out to do my daily shop, got home to watch Wigan Warriors, sat down while my son made me a cup of tea..... Then the right cheek of my bum started to feel painful, so as an experienced biker I stuck it out, not being a softie I stuck it out for another 10 seconds, when the pain got too intense to bear I leapt up ( not really) but it sounds better stuck my hand in my back pocket and found a PP3 battery that had shorted out on some pound coins in my pocket (yes I am quite wealthy) and reached an incredible temperature.
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Photos of the mark are available to adults over the age of 18 for a large fee.
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