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[ZYCTECH]

I am Yuan zhen sales manager in ZYC tech from China.
I know a lot of information about E-bike
If you have any problems you can reply me,l will try my best

 

[Fordulike]

I was wondering, if I replace my quantum leap relay resistor with a modulated flux capacitor in my controller, would that increase the torque of the motor?

 

[Deleted member 4366]

No, but it'll spin a lot faster at the same speed, so you don't need more torque. Don't forget that you need a tritanium battery doped with lysergium to get high enough charge for the flux capacitor.

 

[rippedupno1]

@ d8veh, i had heard that they were hoping to use unobtainium for the new batteries but since the locals took over it has become. ..urm ...unobtainable. I have emailed James Cameron to see if he can rectify this sorry state of affairs in the not too distant future

 

[Alan Quay]

I was wondering, if I replace my quantum leap relay resistor with a modulated flux capacitor in my controller, would that increase the torque of the motor?

No, but it'll spin a lot faster at the same speed, so you don't need more torque. Don't forget that you need a tritanium battery doped with lysergium to get high enough charge for the flux capacitor.

Once again you incite people to break law, this time the laws of Physics.

What EN sticker does it need to have in order to travel near the speed of light?

Will you have to wear a helmet?

How can you be sure that it won't cause you to have sex with your own mother?

Shame on you!

 

[rippedupno1]

The EU have sanctioned the use of a special bms that limits speed to warp factor 15.5, alas they have done away with the +10% as it was found that any more than warp factor 15.5 and you were in danger of overtaking yourself whilst drinking coffee and smoking a cig, all of this without peddling!

 

[Alan Quay]

The EU have sanctioned the use of a special bms that limits speed to warp factor 15.5, alas they have done away with the +10% as it was found that any more than warp factor 15.5 and you were in danger of overtaking yourself whilst drinking coffee and smoking a cig, all of this without peddling!

That's all well and good, but this has NOT been harmonised with UK law.
However, a good lawyer might be able argue that you cease to exist in the 4 dimensions to which UK law applies when travelling faster than the speed of light. You would still be required to have reflectors on your pedals though.

 

[Deleted member 4366]

@ d8veh, i had heard that they were hoping to use unobtainium for the new batteries but since the locals took over it has become. ..urm ...unobtainable. I have emailed James Cameron to see if he can rectify this sorry state of affairs in the not too distant future

It's not unobtainable. You can get it from the future. Write a note to your son to get you some if it becomes available in his lifetime after you're dead. If he can't get it, he has to write a note to his son, and so on. In a million years time or whenever, it will be available, so one of them will be able to travel back in time and give you some. QED. It's only a matter of planning.

 

[Fordulike]

Professor Brian Cox has taught you all well....

 

[rippedupno1]

Have you any idea of the range of these batteries as my daily commute is 2645 miles ,unfortunately uphill both ways as my speed has been so low that due to the movement in the earth's tectonic plates my house always seems to end up at the top of the hill on my return . FYI I have a small bear (ls) but it only has a 7.5 ah battery as Zoosh were low on stock and cut the original in half as velosoraptor needed the other half to power his new keyboard

 

[Deleted member 4366]

You should use anti-gravity, then hills won't bother you. I have an anti-gravity device on my bike powered by a rack battery. It's really clever using magnetic flux in the middle of the wheel. I have a lever on the handlebars. When I press it, it tilts gravity so that my bike starts to roll down the apparent gradient. The more I press the lever, the more it tilts gravity, so the faster I go. I reckon it can tilt gravity at least 20 degrees, because I've rolled up some pretty steep hills without pedalling. I've confused many onlookers with it. The only thing that gives the game away is that it makes a sort of whirring noise as it starts up.

 

[rippedupno1]

Excellent advice, however as i have need of a 25 degree anti grav device should i go for the crank drive variety as Iam sure i heard somewhere that crank drives were way, way,way better than hub drives on hills?

 

[trex]

you have heard correctly rippedupno1. The Empire of the Fun's top scientists have come up with a novel method to boost the torque factor of their BBS engines to near infinity. There are rumours that they use a neutrinoic magnetic capacitor to control the GHG (googol hyperglide) freewheel. The new crank drive is therefore in much demand. Unfortunately, you cannot buy it because Emperor kudosdave, apparently in an attempt to stop Queen Hatti from releasing her new bikes with that new motor, has already placed purchase orders for the entire production for this year.

 

[Jonah]

Now that's just being silly!

 

[rippedupno1]

Unfortunately for Acclaimrodney he hasn't read the small print the new bbs engines don't work with the Leonardo rear hub because as we all know crank drive and rear derailleur= deafness

 

[trex]

that's where ZYCHTECH come in. They have come here to advertise their new quantum gearbox, far superior to the famous Leonardo da Vinci device. This new device, uniquely available from ZYCHTECH, is entirely based on the famous Heisenberg uncertainty principle. This quantum device not only simulates all the gears at once without losing power to the environment, it can also anticipate and answer all your questions thus making this forum's resident gurus completely redundant.

 

[Alan Quay]

that's where ZYCHTECH come in. They have come here to advertise their new quantum gearbox, far superior to the famous Leonardo da Vinci device. This new device, uniquely available from ZYCHTECH, is entirely based on the famous Heisenberg uncertainty principle. This quantum device not only simulates all the gears at once without losing power to the environment, it can also anticipate and answer all your questions thus making this forum's resident gurus completely redundant.

Does it recharge while you pedal it?

 

[trex]

the ZYCHTECH device has already anticipated your question and your next one. Suffice to search the forum, you will find the answer is already there. Although it's night time in China, ZYCHTECH is working all the time and everywhere. You cannot slow it down with simple questions like that. It can even solve d8veh's theorem and that's just for starters.

 

[Alan Quay]

... It can even solve d8veh's theorem and that's just for starters.

For those that don't know, D8veh's theorem states that if you place a cat and a radioactive source in a box, everything will be ok as long as it has a 250w sticker on it.

 

[rippedupno1]

On a brief serious note, i just wanted to say a heartfelt thank you to everyone that has contributed to this thread this afternoon . It has been a difficult day for me as one of my dogs has been in vet hospital for an emergency opand this thread has been a very nice, lighthearted and witty distraction, with no offence meant or taken. After some of the recent threads it has been like a breath of fresh air and a big help to me on a difficult day.
Thank you Guys