| HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2030? Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions .. White minorities still trying to have English recognised as the UK 's third language. Children from two-parent, married, heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'. Tolerance urged. Manchester schoolgirl expelled for not wearing a Burqa: Sharia law must be enforced. Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. UK Government has told the Japanese that Grey Squirrels taste like whale meat. Britain now has ten Universities of Political Correctness. Professor Goldman of LSPC says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think. Britain's deficit £10 trillion and rising. Government declares return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration is the secret to success. Wall Street banks merge to form new super bank, Goldman Rothschild Ebeneezer Epstein Drescher (GREED): Huge bonuses paid to executives to celebrate launch. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Iran still quarantined. Physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic Countries. No other country volunteers to come forward to help the beleaguered nation! Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US President in 2032. Post Office raises price of stamps to £18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. After a ten year £75.8 billion study commissioned by the Labour Party, scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.. Average weight of a British male drops to 18 stone. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil and human rights. Victims to be held partly responsible for crime. Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet, seven inches. New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons. Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate in decades at 75 per cent. Bradford won this years FA cup final beating the Hindu Hornets 4-1. There might be just a scintilla of truth in there somewhere! Indalo |
Headlines from a time to come.
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Stress Managent ...
STRESS MANAGEMENT:
Picture yourself lying on a rock that hangs out over a clear stream.
Both your hands dangling in the cool water. No one knows this place.
You are in seclusion. You hear the waterfall sounds of serenity.
The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.....
STRESS MANAGEMENT:
Picture yourself lying on a rock that hangs out over a clear stream.
Both your hands dangling in the cool water. No one knows this place.
You are in seclusion. You hear the waterfall sounds of serenity.
The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.....
Ah..the doom and gloom thread.
My take - 'Lifes hard, then you die'...that's it....period........
On a more uplifting note, it has stopped raining, and is getter brighter, think I will top my battery up and go for a pleasant ride.
My take - 'Lifes hard, then you die'...that's it....period........
On a more uplifting note, it has stopped raining, and is getter brighter, think I will top my battery up and go for a pleasant ride.