I did Eurovision the smart way this year.
I recorded it and later scanned through at speed. As each countries name appeared on screen I listened to a short burst of each bit of rubbish, and boy, were they nearly all rubbish. I'd already heard the dreary UK entry of course, but at least the best entrant won, Norway's effort being far ahead of anything else, both in fact and in the result.
So for me Eurovision was less than 15 minutes, about the right length.
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