Err... That headline - it's not quite right.

[Scimitar]

 

[tillson]

I saw a headline in The Mail On-Line which read:


"Volunteers Wanted to Help Rape Victims."


I'm sure they meant to imply that volunteers were need to help and support victims of rape, but that's The Mail for you.

 

[neptune]

Two famous classics from World War Two.

Allies push bottles up Germans.

Montgomery flies back to front.

 

[Scimitar]

Another famous one from the 50s, which nobody can produce a hard copy of...
"Vivian Fuchs Off To Antarctica"

 

[Willin']

Another famous one from the 50s, which nobody can produce a hard copy of...
"Vivian Fuchs Off To Antarctica"

Very close to this is the one about Argelico ****s who was a Brazilian footballer. When he was transferred to Benfica ESPN had the headline "Argelico ****s off to Benfica"

And while I am on a footy theme ESPN gained high respect for their coverage of the completion of work on a football Stadium with the classic headline:
"Young Boys in ****dorf Erection Relief"

 

[Willin']

Well the swear word filter kicked in but I am sure you get the drift. Easy to look these up anyway.