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But they are separated....why should she benefit and more to the point....who is going to look after that poor baby Jack.......Tyrone ? ......oops no, hes under arrest for stealing a different one..... 
Lynda
( ME......watch Corrie ? ...never lol )
Lynda
( ME......watch Corrie ? ...never lol )
Emerdale.. Lol
Oh and add Ian Beal to the list of peeps I don't like
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Oh and add Ian Beal to the list of peeps I don't like
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Doh!! Thank you for that, I'll amend my listI thought Emmerdale was a farming documentary.
Sorry Dave it's Cain.
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How to tell that a program on the TV is a soap and therefore not real:-
- There's a disproportionate number of homosexuals about the place.
- Nobody is ever nice to each other.They spend as much time as possible shouting at each other and making each other cry.
- There's a lot of apologising for their previous bad behaviour, but they don't mean it because they do the same again.
- If anything nice happens to someone, there's always something to spoil it.
- People never talk in relaxed, matter-of-fact tones.
- Just about everyone gets murdered or has an accident that kills them long before their natural life is due to end.
I could go on, but I don't want you to think that I actually watch them and am therefore a girl masquerading as a bloke.
- There's a disproportionate number of homosexuals about the place.
- Nobody is ever nice to each other.They spend as much time as possible shouting at each other and making each other cry.
- There's a lot of apologising for their previous bad behaviour, but they don't mean it because they do the same again.
- If anything nice happens to someone, there's always something to spoil it.
- People never talk in relaxed, matter-of-fact tones.
- Just about everyone gets murdered or has an accident that kills them long before their natural life is due to end.
I could go on, but I don't want you to think that I actually watch them and am therefore a girl masquerading as a bloke.
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Great post Dave..
It confirms what I said in post number 8
http://www.pedelecs.co.uk/forum/charging-post/13926-cracking-tool-set-gromit.html#post170090
It confirms what I said in post number 8
http://www.pedelecs.co.uk/forum/charging-post/13926-cracking-tool-set-gromit.html#post170090
well.......he is part owner of the garage along with Tyrone, separated from his wife due to his baby producing affair with wots her name who was killed when the train crashed into the corner shop....molly....that was wots her name's name (god I hope that apostrophe is appropriately placed ) was married to Tyrone and for quite a while Tyrone thought baby jack was his and was looking after him after molly was killed......anyway now kevin brings up baby jack alone because Tyrone managed to find himself a husband beating ex cop girlfriend with whom to have a baby of his own with....only thats gone pear shaped and Tyrone is now in police custody after trying to steal his baby daughter.......are you following this ?
Sooooo......the actor who plays kevin webster is being investigated......in real life....for child sex offences and will not be appearing in corrie again until he has proved, or otherwise, his innocence.........
Not that I watch it religiously or anything you understand....its just what me mam told me
I intend taking up chocolate vaping and getting a life.......
Lynda
WOW the only thing I noticed about soaps is that no two people have the same first name, would that be to confusing ?????????
