Brains but no bike sense?

[jdallan]

I found this while trawling through old newspaper archives the other day. No road sense these intellectuals! (Hope I've managed to attach this properly.)

 

[jackhandy]

They don't write 'em like that anymore!

" ...landed impartially on several parts of himself" - Beautiful.

 

[neptune]

"Landed impartially on several parts of himself". Translated into Lincolnshire Dialect, that would read "He came a gutser".