SLEEPING WITH MICK
Four guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to share a room with Mick because he snored loudly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time so they voted to take turns.
The first guy who slept in Mick's room comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Mick shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The last night was the third guy's turn. He was a tanned, older biker, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. The others couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him on the arse and kissed him good night on the lips. Mick sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
Indalo
Four guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to share a room with Mick because he snored loudly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time so they voted to take turns.
The first guy who slept in Mick's room comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Mick shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The last night was the third guy's turn. He was a tanned, older biker, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. The others couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him on the arse and kissed him good night on the lips. Mick sat up and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
Indalo