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Thread of the day we have a clear winner by a mile today Hilarious wind up of a Brexit fan

I have a cunning plan he could use He could say he was the only one able to break the law using the "Queen's Prerogative"

There is a new slogan

Actually the only one at no 10 I could find any affectionate response to is Larry the Cat

This is fun Is payment in kind declarable as an illegitimate expense?:oops:

Top Fake news from the Sun "Just this week, the Queen was overheard describing the exhausted minister as a “poor man” but still “full of promise”. Perhaps he's showed his promises once too often on the premises? :cool:

It doesn't take a genius to work out people are liable to get a result they didn't want and bin the test rather than suffer the inconvenience of self isolation. This could probably be used as a sort of poll as to how many more cases there are around in general circulation! After all there must...

Andrew Neil has Brexited GB News after two weeks You have to laugh :) At least Captain Smith had the decency to go down with his ship!

From the Washington Post re Trump and the Virus attack he had Trump and Covid 19

The Tory would be MP has promised lots of money to Spen if he is elected and none if a labour MP is Time for him to be prosecuted under this Representation of the People Act 1983

The Guardian@guardian Five years on from the Brexit referendum, the result is clear: both unions are losing Gerald Bell @GOldcodger Replying to @guardian This is true On the one side the EU have lost a troublesome devious lying waste of time country On the other side the UK has been taken...

Sky News@SkyNews Planets where alien life could be able to observe human activity on Earth have been identified by scientists Gerald Bell@GOldcodger Replying to @SkyNews So far after millions of years observing us they have still failed to detect intelligent life

My tweet in response Gerald Bell @GOldcodger Replying to @brexit_sham The trouble with "Willy waving" is that someone might accidentally prove to be so bad a shot your Willy gets shot off by mistake. Not a good way to promote a so called patriotic response to win a by election o_O

Fun front page on the Daily Heil! Political Pornography :cool:

Terrific orator, you only reach this standard after expensive electromocution lessons from the ministry of pissmonunication

Here for your delectation are the words of Daniel Hannan SRI (State registered Imbecile) What Britain looks like after Brexit

And here is a wonderful piece of advice If you value your life and those of your loved ones Never vote Conservative again

Re the Trans Pacific bodge up of a trade deal "Govt releases macroeconomic study of joining Trans Pacific Trade deal... based on existing members, it is a relatively modest £1.8bn in 15 year’s time, or 0.09% of GDP... Hardly realises the ambition of a "Global Britain" does it?

A rare religious comment on Twitter Or something...................... Don't look!

Failure is a given with this waster! Couldn't even achieve a Darwin Award, perhaps there is still time?