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Joke? Matt Hancock appointed UN special envoy to help Covid recovery in Africa Former health secretary’s role comes as MPs release damning report into UK’s pandemic response

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That was good and original But the part that were good weren't original And the parts that were original weren't good. 1: He avoids any Duty like the plague (even though the idiot infected himself with it) 2: He avoids facing anything other than getting his leg over with any wench daft enough to...

"What do you make of that, Mr Spock?" "It's Bullshit Captain, but not as we know it!"

Once again you overstep the mark where truth is concerned What I actually complained about was not sticking the the maker's period between doses as this encouraged new strains to appear. But you embroidered that didn't you? I said that they had ballsed up the timing with bogus information to...

Pardon me for pointing it out, but the rot on here is your posts, the Virgin Wailing in distress to be rescued has worn thin. Now it's hard not to suspect that you aren't just cutting and pasting previous posts. And if you like I could put together the lies you regularly make up, and fabricate...

Well if you want a higher scorer after one you just voted for, the choice is limited, perhaps an invite to Kim Jong-Un? :D

Utter rot! Many on here including myself have offered alternatives, but you want the political equivalent of the RNLI to come speeding over the horizon to rescue you. And why? Because you voted for Brexit. All off this stems from people putting a cross in the wrong box It's YOUR MESS. What are...

Does it never occur to you that your attitude is part of the problem, not the solution? Based purely on what exactly? People are still dying every day ignored by the government. It doesn't take much imagination to see even Larry the cat could kill less people

At least now someone is in charge

As Boris is on Holiday again it falls on the only sentient lifeform at no 10 to run the country

Probably Priti Patel demanded that to prevent fleets of immigrants disguised as French Onion Sellers taking a one way trip :cool:

Reasons to be cheerful no. Zero Hm!

Ethiopean food parcels anyone?

The Express is starting to bail out of the Tory ship " British Army decimated: Horror warning as UK could be powerless to deploy infantry "Below a certain level of infantry, the British Army will no longer be deployable, and will become a 'defence force' akin to Finland or Botswana." Mr Hill...

The Prime Minister of Finland has suggested that the EU send basic food parcels to the UK to help us though the winter. For some odd reason the Sunday Torygraph isn't overwhelmed by this generosity

If nature had designed me to jog I would have been born with wheels

Yes it will be a shame to miss the conclusion of this Whitehall Farce

Don't talk about the Home Secretary like that! Her full title is Miseryforeveryone ;)

RS Archer@archer_rs · 8h A gem this morning on French lunchtime TV still to be confirmed. The EU is considering offering special five year visas to UK HGV licence holders. #Brexit :D