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The Accident and Emergency Departments alas

I suspect that the problem is not she stability of the machine, rather that of the simple organism nominally in charge of the device

With all due respect that's rather like describing someone as "The Right Honourable Member"! ;)

Well with respect , in that case I won't invite you to my next Sado Masochist party night!

I rather liked this

I am reporting you both to that Deputy Speaker lady. kindly leave the room and when you come back remember Brexit voters may accidentally stumble upon this thread, and exchanges of that tone will pass over their heads higher than the two billionaire would be Flash Gordon's did. :cool:

My tweet on response to empty supermarket shelves due to the "pingdemic" Replying to @LBC and @mrjamesob No doubt way back at the time of the Great fire of London there would have been complaints about the number of scaremongers running around shouting FIRE! causing the Night soil collection...

The world of the Telegraph is bizarre The Telegraph @Telegraph · 8h Shop shelves have been empty of basic supplies, while petrol stations have run out of fuel as the NHS Test and Trace app threatens to bring parts of the economy to a standstill...

We already have the duff one!

To hell with that! where is Cromwell when you need him? (Not applicable in NI or Eire I might recommend!) :cool:

Is this how governments that are not Fascist are supposed to behave?

Both I suspect! It was a Cummings Nudge

Were the robots supplied by Serco? :D

NO!

This is my truth, tell me yours. Aneurin Bevan Read more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/aneurin-bevan-quotes

It was a topical jest about the moon actually wobbling, flecc, just seemed appropriate. NASA predicts moon 'wobble' and climate change will lead to more floods, more often The slightest change in the moon's orbit could see big problems for coastal regions. :D

Stanley was all in favour of reducing the population, so the likely answer to that is yes!

Latest news The Government has decided not to vaccinate teenagers Because we definitely have enough Pfizer vaccine to do it , despite remainer claims. That's a relief, isn't it? Also apparently Johnson has made a claim that if you catch Covid you will live longer That has cheered me up as...

Better not as it's wobbling already! :D

So will the moon :D