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It's my fault for buying this second hand laptop from a Klingon

I see an Archbishop is critical of the Metropolitan elite in the Daily Telegraph I wonder which Tory heirloom Family bibles this is in? Bet you can't guess I can ;)

It's amazing the power of the Human imagination The Covid pandemic has crashed to an untimely end because people find it inconvenient to report the sickness and self isolate. And this suits the Government And this despite the fact that 30% of our population is still not vaccinated? Clearly...

Well, that's all right then, innit? ;)

I am trying to show empathy in my Twitter responses as here. Topic: EU drivers leaving the UK" phillipfragrance @gasolinephillip ·They’re all collectively doing this just to spite us. I have an Estonian mate who said they were instructed to do this at the last meeting. Gerald Bell...

Put me down as a pessimistic idealist with optimistic dreams:cool:

Round here few are taking precautions Too early to be confident all is well, it's quite possible the figures are like Trump's tax returns Hull Covid latest Lincolnshire isn't doing very well either Lincoln tops tops Uk infection rates

What the greased piglet forgets it we then had to import cheap quality coal from abroad with a higher pollution effect from then on!

How Johnson's charm offensive is working out in Scotland

"If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs Then you have no idea of the seriousness of the situation" We are at the moment in the Covid War when the officer in charge says confidently "It's quiet out there" And the senior medical offer Says nothing, just rolls his eyes in...

They had 10 cygnets too! Great shot by the way! if only human offspring were that well behaved!

There's an old song..

Conclusion: we need more rubber boats coming in the make up the losses!

The Daily Excrement is miffed Sad isn't it? We got left behind again!:D

I must say I rather liked this line " We’re starting small (including Facebook, for example), " :D

I received a blocking notice on this media "When you use our app or browser extension, DuckDuckGo’s Privacy Protection blocks social media embedded content by default. We’re starting small (including Facebook, for example), but over time we’ll be adding more social media companies to the list...

Hasn't occurred to you that perhaps they already do? ;)

Had to laugh at this in the Guardian "Diesel car suits me better than electric, says PM’s climate spokesperson " :D

Imagine what could have been done with the money instead of wasting it in such a fashion

Interesting that the umbrella is supposed to convince people that this was an accident. But there is no evidence of high wind His hair never moved Look at the Union Jack and cloth cover in the background The Umbrella must have come from Joke Shop or the Magic Circle Conclusion: Staged to amuse...