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Transparency data released by No. 10 reveals that the PM invited editors from the Telegraph, Sunday Telegraph, Daily Mail & the Sun as well as the BBC’s Chief Executive & its Director of News & Affairs into Downing Street on 27 November 2020 - Trying to get us to believe it was a working meeting

I shall go out this very day and buy a new tight fitting pair just to be on the safe side (but not blue)

But how do you get him to stand still enough to get on the second coat?

New Covid restrictions for dummies

A great opportunity for Grayling there :rolleyes:

Larry the Cat

I had at one time an Optimus petrol stove in a tin where the lid folded back to reveal the burner and the front fell down to reveal the pump and valve. It was a ferocious thing! And noisy too, sounding like a large capacity four stroke motorcycle engine. People would walk past while I was using...

I shall instigate a search of the Icelandic fish Storage facility in Hull today.

But a great way of preventing too much uncontrolled growth of your eyebrows :oops:

Does that mean I can bring Offler the Crocodile statuette, frying pan, sausages and Primus for devotional services? :cool:

The remark I made about Old Norse is in fact true, as far across as Wensleydale there have been cases where visitors from Scandinavian countries have found that they can understand what local farmers are saying to them in their own language and vice versa. This seems remarkable to the rest of...

There will be a collection tin, do make a contribution ;)

What a relief! :cool:

Hush now! don't tempt fate!! :oops:

Clearly you haven't been to Yorkshire! The population up on windy ridge only come out to mate when the sun shines thus the population is in decline, further exacerbated by the local dialect being mostly old Norse spoken in a high wind, which limits romantic encounters. When I saw Boris dressed...

An Ideal Christmas gift for the Brexiteer, or indeed Tory you know Doesn't it just stink?

Nah,guv, it's cos the batteries in them nanny bots wot Bill Gates put in the vaccines 'll only last ten an a bit years!;)