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Well that's a surprise, who are the others? :cool:

And you call that praise?

This years No 1 Xmas Hit

Getting back to a possible replacement for De Piffle as PM, I'm pleased to say that my favourite Grayling has been found and still in cracking form.

All very well, but he can still end up dead from it Sorry flecc but all of that doesn't mean not having the jabs won't risk your life

"Professor Sir John Bell lays out likely symptoms of #omicron - congested nose, sore throat, fatigue and muscle pain especially in the back. So fairly different to #delta " let me just make this observation Never trust a Bell without checking the contents of your wallet .......or Bank account...

I had my booster shot three weeks ago and had the sort of serious side effects that Soundwave is so afraid of NOTHING HAS HAPPENED THAT I CAN CLAIM COMPENSATION FOR And has been said so often than many of his persuasion. I don't know anybody else who has suffered such a disappointing side...

And at times far less human too

Unfortunately there are those among the present living only so far because their stupidity has not been enough to negate dumb luck. Being such an inadequate adult that it is necessary to believe anything that supports their irrational fear of a little prick, and cowardly evasion of...

And scientists are as human as the rest of us

Parody Boris Johnson@BorisJohnson_MP · 1h It’s really frustrating that the website for booking booster jabs has crashed and we’ve run out of lateral flow tests. I think the NHS could have used the four hours’ notice I gave them a bit more wisely.

Just needed a better deraileur and chainwheel

Well done, that last sentence is essentially what scientists do.

Well, now I've never let incompetence stop me in the past, and it's too late to start now. After all if I prove utterly useless at everything I can always put that on a CV, join the Tory party and offer myself as the next prime minister :cool:

UK firms taking taxpayer-backed Covid loans continued donations to Tory party Exclusive: Guardian investigation shows companies donated tens of thousands of pounds while receiving low-interest loans

My guess as to De Piffles replacement Tweet of the Day From the caravan at Fircombe Hall ™@Dean24148909 · 1h I just farted so hard and long that my voice recognition software wrote a Daily Mail article.

Wrong answer I was pessimistic enough to think myself vulnerable to catching the virus, hence having the vaccine Optimists are those who imagine it cant mutate into something worse

Optimists are easy to spot, just look under the unvaccinated column in the tally of the dead.

The American Corporation I worked for had always had a ban on alcohol on the premises from way back

Sadly I have zero tolerance for fascist treason, and this defence of a working meeting falls down on the fact that only right wing news outlets were at it, and it was clearly secret. How much of a smell of rodent do you need? This isn't a witch hunt it's simply vermin attacking vermin...