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I take it then you are not a fan of Cremation? Just make an ash of yourself on here? :D

Unlike you he went to Golgotha at Easter and got hammered with Tacks

No he didn't son, that was like a Brexit promise, Fake News! Weed is one of mine But don't worry, I've put your name down for a place by a smoky fire!

Christmas Message He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good Mark Zuckerberg is his name! :oops:

Did it work?

I had number of kidney stones and five years ago started passing blood and thus was treated to endoscopy with something resembling a fire hose (at least it felt about that big! or perhaps it was a rag man's rusty trumpet o_O ) End result five in one kidney 2 in the other "Do you want the good...

Obviously you are getting decrypts of SW's resistance cell messages faster than I am, must act them to work faster.;)

Hey Jesus! Your words of wisdom have met with success " Getting Covid booster follows ‘teaching of Jesus Christ’, says Boris Johnson PM urges public to take up jab in Christmas message that echoes archbishop saying vaccination is ‘how we love our neighbour’ I am amazed he reads your posts...

A message from God's Tech support line

This makes more sense

Steady Woosh You'll get soundwave all excited "there is an issue of overstimulating the immune system. " It's likely the only thing he hasn't tried. . . YET o_O

Thought for the day

This is not true Exterminate! o_O Exterminate!

Selecting the next PM how it's done

The latest 7 Day isolation stunt is designed to pass the blame with the public if they take advantage of it. Hence this rider As reported by the bbc. “And people ending isolation on day seven are strongly advised to limit contact with vulnerable people, not visit crowded or poorly ventilated...

No one does hypocrisy quite like the Sun newspaper

Now where did I put that Che Guevara dress up kit, must be here somewhere.. Quite like the idea of having a "popular front" :cool:

The Daily Mail usual attitude Surprised they didn't criticise the Queen

At last I understand why our cat can read my mind and get me to act as it's slave, it was microchipped years before me, and taken over my microchip to control me. The first thought in a morning and last at night is "Feed the cat" o_O

After listening to them buttering each other up and generally waffling I lost the will to live and gave up after several tedious minutes, presumably they did eventually have some wisdom to impart?